“If someone you know gives birth in a barn this winter and you and two of your buddies want to bring her gifts, the three of you should just all go in on a Target gift card. Please trust me on this.” —@missmulrooney I don’t know how to explain this, but the time between Thanksgiving and Christmas feels exactly like this classic Tumblr post: And as you wait for the holidays and watch as someone unties your shoes from a neighboring stall, make sure you follow all these funny ladies on Twitter! 1. years ago now we were at a bookshop quiz & got the question: what are the final lines of Little Women? and my partner genuinely and with certainty said “and it was then they realised they were no longer little girls; they were little women” which is the Simpsons pisstake version 09:08 PM – 10 Dec 2022 Twitter: @HeatherParryUK 2. One thing you learn working in customer service is a lot more full-grown adults than you think are walking around with email addresses like “coolchickwowlol500@hotmail.com” 04:45 PM – 08 Dec 2022 Twitter: @clhubes 7. Working from home is so dangerous. My fiancé was encouraging at me to
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