SwingU’s From The Gallery – Joke, Video & Social Posts – December 2, 2023

Comedy December 2, 2023 – 6:00 am EST 19 hours ago 25 Golf Truisms That Are 100% Accurate The statute of limitations on forgotten strokes is two holes. Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives. Confidence evaporates in the presence of fairway water. It takes considerable pressure to make a penalty stroke adhere to a scorecard. It’s not a gimme if you’re still away. The more your opponent quotes the rules, the greater the certainty that he cheats. Always limp with the same leg for the whole round. The rake is always in the other trap. The wind is in your face on 16 of the 18 holes. Nothing straightens out a nasty slice quicker than a sharp dogleg to the right. The rough will be mowed tomorrow. The ball always lands where the pin was yesterday. It always takes at least five holes to notice that a club is missing. The nearest sprinkler head will be blank. Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe. You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time and a two-inch branch 90% of the time. Out of bounds
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