3 questions to ask yourself before you follow her on Instagram

It’s 10 A.M. on the morning after a top-notch third date. Everything was perfect: She laughed at your dysentery story, she kept touching your arm for emphasis (for those who don’t speak Cosmo, that means you’re in) and then you went home and had sweaty Matrix Reloaded sex for nine hours. You already sent her a “last night was fun ;)” but you want to do something more, to show her you appreciate her as a Person and not just a lissome bod. You find yourself on her Instagram, which is mostly beachy selfies and overheads of scones. You’ll just like a photo or two, you think. It’s chill. Breezy. Lissome, maybe. You hover over the blue button.Stahhhhhhp. Ask yourself the following questions before you ruin everything:1. Is her Instagram page a turn-off?For a time I dated a guy—we’ll call him Jake, because that is his name and he should know what he’s done wrong—who was so cool, but whose Instagram was infuriating. There were filters. There were hashtags. A few days after we exchanged follows (I gagged when I wrote that, but there is no way to write about social media without sounding like you’re 12-years-old and very earnest)…
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