Advice from Dr. Blingspice: A Job Recruitment Guide for LinkedIn Haters – Daily Trojan

Why worry about looking for spring break plans when you should be looking for a job? The material girl lifestyle doesn’t pay for itself, and the internship definitely won’t recruit itself either. While I am a Marxist at heart, we have to deal with the cards we’ve been dealt with, and unfortunately, that means a life of toiling for a check. With a competitive post-college job market, our generation has to be built to withstand the most sweat-inducing interviews, create the sexiest resumes and write the cringiest LinkedIn posts just to get by. As much as I despise internship recruitment and job hunting, Dr. Blingspice has you covered with all your employment concerns to make sure you can get your bag and afford your daily Dulce breakfast burritos. I’ve applied to dozens of internships, but I’m really worried that I won’t receive a job offer from any of the companies I applied to. I haven’t received any callbacks. What should I do? Our generation has brewed up an unhealthy job search environment that makes us have to work 10 times harder for the simplest roles. There’s just one thing to remember — all experience is good experience, as long as…
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