When There's No Football On, May I Suggest Art Youtube? – Defector

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. And buy Drew’s book, The Night The Lights Went Out, through here.A football season doesn’t end so much as it does steadily erode. You start out Week 1 with a deluge of Sunday games, then playoffs arrive and 16 games a weekend becomes six, and then four, and then two, and then ***PRO BOWL CHILI COOKOFF TIME!***, and then one. Then the offseason arrives and I have to pretend that the XFL will last longer than two months this time around. It’s all deeply cruel and unfair, but I’ve already sorted out a way to fill the growing void in my entertainment diet. It’s watching modern art tour videos on Youtube, like this one:When I once said I wanted to be an Art Guy when I become a billionaire, I meant it. I wouldn’t hog the art. I’d make sure that it was on display in a free museum during the day. But at night, that museum would be MINE. I’d have my chauffeur Concord drive me to the front door, have security escort me in and
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