Carnie’s Comments It’s time to feature the best from the best of the Twitterati on Twitter Tuesday! This guy never disappoints. He Tweets, “I’m not particularly bad at cooking, but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?” Here’s a busy mom who shares, “My first mistake was leaving a note with detailed instructions for the teenagers written in cursive.” This one, “If I owned a taser, I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that’s why I don’t own a taser.” Here’s a friend who shares, “I’ve come to conclude that A.I. knows everything, yet understands nothing.” I can relate to this, “I wouldn’t mind cleaning if everything wasn’t so dirty.” And one more from an aging friend who Tweets, “No one prepares you for the part of your 50s where you are simultaneously trying to build muscle, lose fat, protect your knees, eat enough protein and also remember why you walked into the kitchen…but here we are!”
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