32 Married People On Twitter Who Should Have Majored In “Brutally Hysterical Honesty” In College

“My husband and I promised to never go to sleep angry. We’ve been awake since Thursday.” Marriage is full of ups, downs, in-betweens, and some seriously, seriously hysterical moments. So it’s a good thing we have the good people on Twitter to get all the way real about it: 2. It’s hard for me to talk about but I was catfished at 21. He said he was a business owner, loved cuddling and musicals My husband: it’s called dating. We were dating. Stop making that joke. 03:13 AM – 16 Jul 2022 Twitter: @IHideFromMyKids 5. My husband, the world’s most notorious non- morning person, set an alarm for 4am today. Early workout? No. Big day at the office? No. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s golf. Not to PLAY golf, mind you, he set an alarm for 4am to WATCH GOLF. 01:08 PM – 14 Jul 2022 Twitter: @Parkerlawyer 7. my husband: so I meant to tell you [runs sink] [clashes plates while emptying dishwasher] [walks into the bathroom and closes the door] [comes back into the kitchen] what do you think? 12:52 PM – 09 Aug 2022 Twitter: @notmythirdrodeo 9. marriage means taking a vow of earnest interest in your partner’s…
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