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The White House Twitter Account Steals ‘South Park’s Labubu Joke and Makes It Lame and Racist The White House was a week late to the ‘Labubus are demonic’ joke Last week,  South Park  explained that the popular collectible kids’ toy the Labubu can be used to summon Satan himself, but it also attracts something much, much worse: racist Twitter try-hards who work for the government. In the most recent South Park Season 27 banger, “ Wok Is Dead ,” series creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone explored the negative impact that President Donald “Saddam Hussein” Trump’s tariffs have had on American consumers while simultaneously skewering the Labubu craze that has taken over America’s elementary schools and turned young, TikTok-loving girls into devil-worshippers. It’s important to note that Parker and Stone aren’t the first people to joke that the Hong Kong-based gacha toys are occult in nature, but no one has been as explicit or as hilarious in roasting Labubus for being demonic entities as South Park — especially not the Trump administration, which has apparently moved on from hurling insults at South Park in official White House Press Releases to cribbing the show’s jokes a week later. Earlier this week, the official White House Twitter account

Women's Golf September 09, 2025 CORINTH, Texas — Daniela Abonce finished in a tie for fourth place and UTSA grabbed a share of eighth place with the second-best team score in program history at the Sam Golden Invitational, which concluded Tuesday at Oakmont Country Club (par 72/6,343 yards). Abonce carded an 8-under-par 208 to earn her fifth career top 10 and notch her third-best 54-hole total as a Roadrunner. The senior from Veracruz, Mexico, turned in a pair of sub-70 rounds to push her UTSA career tally to 12 and help the Roadrunners to a 15-under 849, the second-best 54-hole team score in school history behind the 837 posted at this same event two years ago. UTSA, which registered rounds of 287 and 284 sandwiched around a 10-under 278, finished in a tie for eighth with Nebraska, 11 shots ahead of Central Arkansas and only nine strokes out of the runner-up position in the 13-team field. Missouri claimed the team title with a 40-under 824 behind individual medalist Ebba Liljeberg, who fired a 19-under 197 (66-61-70). The Tigers were followed by Tulsa and North Texas in a tie for second (840). One day after matching her collegiate career-best of 7-under

Single-game tickets will go on sale to the public on Thursday, September 25 at 6 p.m. ET. Get a reminder by signing up for our email alerts here. Men’s Basketball, Women’s Basketball, and Hockey Season Ticket Members will have access to an exclusive presale on Tuesday, September 23 at 6 p.m. ET, followed by an exclusive presale for Rockne Athletics Fund donors and Football Season Ticket Members on Wednesday, September 24 at 6 p.m. ET. Please note that tickets to the Duke matchup will only be available in multi-game packages. If you’re interested in securing a seat to every home game this season for as low as just $200, click here . lock it in for 2025-26 🔒🗓️ → https://t.co/sut9ZQwdtY pic.twitter.com/L7YzjrE333 — Notre Dame Men's Basketball (@NDmbb) September 9, 2025 CHARLOTTE – The Atlantic Coast Conference has released the complete 2025-26 men’s basketball slate on Tuesday afternoon, completing Notre Dame’s schedule for the upcoming season. A reminder that the ACC moved to an 18-game schedule, with the Fighting Irish set for a home-and-home with its primary partner, Boston College, and this year’s variable partner, Stanford (variable partners will change each season). Teams will play one game, home or away, against

By Jeff Bowe, TTU Media Relations XENIA, Ohio – Tennessee Tech women's golf finishes second, with Kaydi Rhodes, Chloe Griffith, and Kailey Lane landing in the top ten against a talented field at the Total Athlete Collegiate. The Golden Eagles were the only team with three individuals finishing in the Top 10. The Golden Eagles (+34) finished 12 shots back of Youngstown State (+22) with scores of 295 (Round 1), 296 (Round 2), and 307 (Round 3). Tennessee Tech finished with the second-best scores on par fours, averaging 4.17 shots, just behind Youngstown State on those holes. The Golden Eagles recorded the most pars (178) and the fourth-most birdies (26) in the tournament. Rhodes finished tied for sixth at six over par after shooting 79 in the final round. She finished one shot back of her career best (221) with a total of 222. Rhodes sank two birdies during the final 18 holes today. Griffith made just one birdie today, but posted 11 pars to hold onto a Top 10 finish. Lane sank 13 pars, but did not make a birdie during a bumpy finish to the tournament.  Total Athlete Collegiate Notes Rhodes shot rounds of 76, 74, and 72 to finish

Josh McDaniel Men's Golf September 08, 2025 CHOUDRANT, La. — UTSA freshman Joshua Hong is in the top 15 and the Roadrunners are 13th after the second round of the Argent Financial Classic on Monday at Squire Creek Country Club (par 72/7,105 yards). Hong posted his second straight 2-under-par 70 to settled into a six-way tie for 13th place at 4-under 140 with 18 holes left to play on Tuesday. The freshman from Guadalajara, Mexico, recorded four birdies on the day to give him eight for the week. Teeing off from No. 10, Hong bounced back from a bogey on his opening hole with three consecutive birdies to get to 2-under. He wrote down a four on the 561-yard 17th hole and then followed with a three on the 456-yard 18th to close out a 35 on the back. He logged a birdie on the 388-yard, par-4 first and countered his second bogey of the day on the third by circling his number on the 546-yard, par-5 ninth to close out his 2-under round. Hong is one shot out of eighth place and only two strokes behind a four-way tie for fourth in the 99-player field paced by South Alabama’s

Game Notes SOUTH BEND, IND. – The Notre Dame volleyball team concludes the season-opening homestand Tuesday night when the Irish host the LSU Tigers, part of the inaugural “Showdown at the Net”, which features Atlantic Coast Conference teams taking on teams from the Southeastern Conference. The Irish have played three consecutive five-set matches to begin the 2025 season. After beating Santa Clara to start off the year, Notre Dame has two hard fought losses to Villanova and just recently Illinois last Friday. Against Illinois, Morgan Gaerte set the school record with 34 kills. She broke Kathy Cunningham’s record of 33 kills back on September 18, 1987 against William & Mary. The record had stood for over 37 years. She became just the third player in Irish history to have three consecutive 20+ kill games and has the most kills (75) through the first three games of a season in program history. Tuesday’s match is set for 6:30 p.m. and will be broadcast on ACC Network Extra. The first 600 fans in attendance will receive a free LED Foam Stick.  HISTORY VS. LSU This is the ninth meeting between Notre Dame and LSU, with the Tigers leading the series 6-2 The

PEBBLE BEACH, Calif. – The United States won the 50th edition of the Walker Cup, defeating Team Great Britain and Ireland 17-9 Sunday evening at Cypress Point Club in Pebble Beach, California. Auburn’s own Jackson Koivun accounted for three of the USA’s points with one win in foursomes and two in singles. THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS WON THE 50th WALKER CUP! 🇺🇸 🦅 pic.twitter.com/9M7r11Wx0G — The Walker Cup (@WalkerCup) September 8, 2025 Playing alongside Texas’ Tommy Morrison, Koivun dropped his opening foursomes match on Saturday, falling 3&1 to Florida State’s Tyler Weaver and Texas Tech’s Connor Graham. He responded with a resounding win over Weaver in singles later that afternoon, clinching a 4&3 victory with a birdie on the 15th hole. On Sunday, Koivun and Morrison found redemption with a gutsy comeback victory. The pair trailed by one heading to 17 but was able to take advantage of a pair of bogeys from their opponents to win the final two holes, clinching the match 1-UP. Koivun closed out his Walker Cup debut with a 3&2 singles win against Weaver Sunday evening. He won the ninth hole to take a 1-UP lead and never looked back, eventually putting the

Josh McDaniel Men's Golf September 07, 2025 CHOUDRANT, La. — Making his UTSA debut, freshman Joshua Hong fired a 2-under-par 70 to pace the Roadrunners in the opening round of the Argent Financial Classic on Sunday at Squire Creek Country Club (par 72/7,105 yards). Hong registered four birdies in his first round as a Roadrunner to earn a share of 10th place with 36 holes left to play. He is one shot out of a tie for fifth and two strokes behind a share of second in the 99-man field led by Louisiana’s Malan Potgieter, who carded a 7-under 65. Starting on No. 10, Hong wrote down his first birdie on the 356-yard, par-4 13th hole before settling for a pair of bogeys on two of the final four holes on the back nine. He then moved to the front side of the course where the Guadalajara, Mexico, native circled his number on Nos. 1-2 to get back to 1-under par. Hong then reeled off six straight pars before closing out a 33 on the front with a four on the 546-yard ninth. Logan Vargas is two shots behind his teammate in a tie for 35th at even par. The

Football Box Score Vanderbilt 44-20 VS Virginia Tech Date Sat, Sep. 6 (2025) Time 6:30 pm Location Blacksburg, Va. Status Away Links

In a historic move, Shabana Mahmood has been appointed as the UK’s Home Secretary, replacing Yvette Cooper in Keir Starmer’s cabinet reshuffle following Angela Rayner’s resignation. Mahmood becomes the first Muslim woman to lead the Home Office, taking charge of immigration, policing, and national security. Show more Show less